Sunday, March 18, 2007
happy bird-day to yongquan!
18 already wor..
happy bird-day to u!
harr-pi bird-day to u!
haaaaarrrr- piiii bird day to u~~u~~~~
*haaaaaaaarrrrrrrr-pui*
harrrrr-piiiii birt-day to u~~~
tts how a beng sings.
im addicted to tao zhe!
yeaaa~~~~~OHH!~~~ wooo~~YYEAAA~~
he everytime sing lidat.
super R&B.
his first album ownage lo.
classic.
first album already damn pro...
not like jaychou... first album afro.
and got a secret about jaychou...
muwhahahaha.
in kai bu liao kou...
mwuahah.
chorus he suddenly big tongue.
at 3min 30sec.
go listen.
"ni tui wo you duo zhong yao,
wo hou hui mei rang ni TIRRRR DAO"
instead of "zhi dao"
his mic in the studio must be dripping with saliva.
TIR DAO TIR DAO.
im going to train tao zhe's pu tong peng you guitar.
woo pro pro.
heres another clip off derrickcomedy.com.
about self-defense.
girls watch this...
u need skills to bust the nuts off a pervert.
be in one with the nutcracker!
my future daughter is sooo gonna learn taekwondo.
niceeee~~
Y Y Y
Friday, March 16, 2007
sry guys couldnt go settlers tgt cos i had sec class outing.
cos i cannot pangseh!
cos i always pangseh them!
especially tuan yeow.. i internationally pangseh him before..
tuan and i supposedly agreed to go hsing's hse in msia for lanning.
then i ps him..
lol.
sorry tuan.
yesterday's class outing.. hmm.. u can say its a failure or success..
failure cos many ppl are supposed to turn up, but then all ps..
left 10.
tuan, hsing, tin, meng, ah king, me, sinyee, estella, shuxian.
eh 9.
lol.
somemore supposed to go marina steamship one.
then so little ppl.. somemore we only met up at 6,
compared to the agreed 4.30pm.
so after i went lot 1 to meet, we went back to woodlands. =.=
for seoul garden.
but its a success.. cos its really fun.
to see my classmates not dead yet.
and them still preferring sec sch to jc life.
really alot of action in bukit panjang.
seriously i think bp has more fun compared to other schs.
when we are supposedly labelled as nerds.
maybe cos its 4L1.
the residue of filtering off all the cream of the crop.
not we suck, just we are less hardworking.
and its so nice to see everyone still the same after a year.
tuan still has the dao-look, hsing fu still a hsing fool,
ah meng still stuntmeng, tin... still same cos i see him often.
ah king still gay.
sinyee still has a dua tao, (i didnt say this)
estella still short havent grown tall, shuxian still tall. maybe taller. treexian nia.
tuan: "cos she photosynthesis"
seoul gardening and reminisce of the past is fun.
how hsing fu called vincent lee, the vball teacher,
becos of some conflict involving soccer cos vlee dun like ppl play soccer. =.= smth lidat.
"ur mother is ashamed to have a son tt has no hair."
and
"ur mother no hair"
LOL.
ultimate daringness.
vlee: "I WAN U TO SEE MR.TAN!! (the discipline master)"
hsing: "NO, U CALL HIM TO SEE ME."
LOL.
and vlee really called via hp.
tiger tan (his nick) came.
howeverrrrrr,
tiger didnt scold hsing,
but said, "vlee always liddat one, no one like him blah blah.."
and he gt away.
but then, ironically,
the next day after tiger heard hsing call vlee ur mom no hair,
detention.
LOL.
and plenty of many interesting happenings... lol.
in summary, ultimate fun.
after gardening, they all left,
leaving tuan, hsing, meng, tin and me.
then we went timah chiong lan 24hours.
lol.
play 3 game lose 3 game.
opponent really pro.. lol.
but dunno how to deny.
only good coordination.
after lan for 6hours,
went al-ameen for prata and teh tarik.
then pool 2 hours..
lol.
bused home.
ultimate fun phew.
4L1 owns.
if only theres more ppl.
somemore 4L1 got more chiobus. =.=
lol, i feel kill aura from DBF.
who cares im the captain!!!!
okok ex-captain. =.=
Y Y Y
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
super tired yesterday.
no exaggeration there.
i woke at 9am on monday.
(yes 9AM.)
then me zw and tin went to yongquan's house for CHILL-ING.
talk talk play play.
play guitar!
play bball!
and it was already 7.30am.
i can sleep for 12 hours easily.
but staying awake for 12 hours.. quite difficult.
then after that went to gym with zw and yq.
no sleep yet. zz.
gym, then swim.
more like play water.
then its already 2pm.
i wanna die already.
then i took bus 187 back wdlands.
cos i tot got seat, can sleep for 40mins.
then i found a seat.
beside a eccentric old man.
then i couldnt sleep.
finally, he alighted.
i closed my eyes.
although i slept, i was abit conscious and i still didnt feel rested at all.
i had my mom's ezlink card in my hand.
when i woke up,
the ez link card gone!!!!
omg.
i searched around dun have.
cfm got ppl steal.
stupid singaporeans.
DUMB.
i curse the person who took my card,
and the person who took my tori-q again ages ago.
and did i mention i still had my guitar with me all along.
to gym, to swimming pool.
how retarded.
reached home, watched a bit 100% entertainment.
and finally slept at 5.41pm.
yes i couldnt endure til end of show.
after a epic battle between my consciousness and brain,
after 32hours and 41mins,
(i took around 1whole min to calculate mentally)
i FINALLY had the proper sleep i deserved.
and proceeded to enter comatose for the rest of the day.
and after 17 hours of sleep,
i feel like shit.
the long-missed aches of dboat after gym.
the days where abs hurt when u sneezed.
the days when u cant straigten ur arm literally, cos biceps too tight.
the days where we poke each others chest to see everyone screaming in middle of class.
the days where we backstab and squeeze their shoulders to see them crouch in pain and fear.
the days where u cant put up our hands to ask for smth from the teacher.
the days where our hands trembled as we ate kfc after gym.
phew.
Y Y Y
Monday, March 12, 2007
hooray... this shall be my 50th piece of crap to u guys!
see i dun crap much actually.
i dunno wat class im in.
but i dunno y, i dun feel anxious nor looking forward to know wat class im in.
maybe bcos.. i really want to change a class?
maybe im want a new environment to study?
maybe im confident i have at least one person i would know in my class?
maybe.. its time my class be more decent? (decent in many ways)
maybe.. we know the 01 ppl already in ideas? (01 ppl are FRIENDLY)
maybe.. i think i can find more frens?
i dunno why.
maybe bcos only one year, not strong enuff bond.
or maybe.. the autism within is working up again!!
ahhh... no matter wat i think i most probably will go dbf 2a/07.
hi jess.
hi marcus.
hi glen.
hi wanting.
lolx.
dun laugh.
the baodian within.
anyways.. i did average for my exams.
all Bs, xcept my negotiation got C+.
and the ideas dist, and the critcal writing dunno wat got A.
oh i rmb its called CRS.
so funny.
back in the good ol' 4L1 days.
good ol' osgodby said my england sucked.
but then i come poly is good.
gobby ar gobby.. ur standard too high.
cannot use the word "nice", cannot use "kid" in compo,
cos its a damned young goat.
where dictionaries have accepted kid as children.
ure still at the chevon part.
chevon is the word for goat meat,
like cow is beef,
where deer is venison,
yay u learned something.
and gobby likes to read out the comprehension part.
u know the part where they give a word,
and u must write the meaning in a word or a phrase less than 7 words. =.=
"decapitate"
"hoho, ch*ng lo*g, decapitate is die eh??"
im not naming anyone.
ahhh... digression.
where was i?
exams, yes.
im really starting to wonder whether this course is for me.
cos, ya know, my maths sucks.
i lack logic.
i lack analytical skills.
i lack dilligence.
i lack steadfast-ness, if theres such a word.
or steadfastidity.
steadfastability.
steadfastion.
steadfastility.
steadfasticity.
ok wiktionary.com just says steadfastness.
zzz.
waste time.
and recently theres this guy, whom my aunt introduced,
is in multi-level marketing.
u know the pyramid marketing scam.
he is a nus medicine student,
and is earning 10-20k a month.
hmm..
i was so convinced to join.
but need to pay money.
like 600bucks.
i wonder wat i can do with money.
i was dreaming of driving a lamborghini murcielago up to SB.
or even better,
driving a pagani zonda right beside to Lusia's car.
"cher, i never prepare lecture or tutorial leh,
nvm right, since i got a zonda. thanks ar."
*zooms away at 300kph*
WOOOHOOO.
haiz.
reality sets in, and all i can do is dream.
or even more retarded,
is this situation.
*drops a $1000 note*
"oops."
*sees a passerby*
"excuse me, i give u $5000, can u pls help me pick my $1000 note?"
OWNAGE.
too rich niaaa.
or i pay steve vai 3 billion bucks for his wrist.
then i transplant to my wrist,
to play OWNAGE GUITAR.
lol.
i want an ebony fretboard.
i heard its damn smooth.
or i will buy one whole island.
then i build my country there.
and invite all my frens to live there.
so nice.
everyone u see on the road is ur fren,
or ur fren's children.
and ur children play with their children.
then, we will never be lonely again.
we can talk to any one we see.
on the streets and trains,
everyone is human,
why dun we shed down the barriers and talk? :)
how wonderful life is,
when no one's a stranger.
=)
Y Y Y
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
im leeching exp of someone in flyff..
so, with a com and nth to do, i can blog.
=)
this week and last week sucks.
not bcos of qy's bday,
but something unexpected happened.
that day after qy's bday celebration, happily we went home.
happily i slept,
but how unhappily i woke.
(flashback)
*me sleeping*
"zZzZ"
"zZzZzZZzZZz"
mum: "BOY AR!"
me: "......?"
mum: "4th uncle passed away liao!!"
tt came to me like a freaking sledgehammer in the face.
me: "......huh?"
i tot i was dreaming.
cos my 4th uncle suffered a heart attack a week ago.
but he was fine after that.
and he had tea with my parents in the hospital.
then suddenly kicked the bucket.
walau this world is fucking unfair.
so many ppl deserved to die.
y my uncle?
only 68 leh, a still-quite-early-to-pass-away age.
then i saw my relatives all crying when i went to the mortuary.
really broke my heart.
for the last week i've been to the sinming funeral parlour
at bishan there for the wake.
til the cremation.
everyday day i see my cousins, aunties, uncles, their frens,
coming to see my uncle for the last time.
like tear-jerker marathon.
so saddening.
it really took me some time to digest the fact that hes gone.
the feeling when u know hes gone.
but it seems so unreal,
cos its so sudden.
like a dreammm.
on a lighter note,
there were quite a few interesting things that happened.
i played mahjong.
and got ridiculed by my relatives.
for playing noob mahjong.
ehhh i own the computer leh.
only i dunno how to bu hua and stack the 18 tiles fast ma.
cos the computer does it for me.
i stack stack stack.
then i last one.
everyone looking at me.
*stack stack*
*phew, done*
*pushes it to the front*
BLING BLING BLANG BLANG.
wlaauauuaauuauauuuuuuuuuuu.
i cursed in 4 languages at that moment.
so PAISEH.
zzz.
game continues.
i xiao xiang gong thrice.
cos i kang never bu hua.
COS THE COMP DOES IT FOR ME.
i dai xiang gong.
lol dunno why.
maybe armpit come out one more tile.
my aunt uncle and cousin all scolding and mocking me in cantonese.
lol.
anyways.
please watch the video.
i love itttttttttt.
its by a group called derrick.
their webbie is
http://www.derrickcomedy.com/.
in case u haven go watch... go!
its hilarious.
they make their own videos.
this vid is about a guy surgically attaching his arms to his back
in an attempt to live his B-boy stance of hip hop.
hes getting interviewed.
lol.
i loved how he struggled with his "mike crevice" for 2 hours.
and that jay-z thingy.
"name one hip hop legend that wears socks."
"erm.. jay-z."
"well, hes new school. im old school,
and one thing new school can learn from old school is....
erm... when you.. erm.."
*stumbles*
"i dun regret this. dun regret it."
voila good change of subject.
"name one rapper who doesnt smell bad."
"again, Jay-z."
"Jay-z Jay-z u just love Jay-z"
"y dont u marry Jay-z."
"and have a normal life."
"where u hug each other with ur arms that are free from ur back"
"....and scratch ur legs when they itched last night."
LOL.
bye.
Y Y Y
im leeching exp of someone in flyff..
so, with a com and nth to do, i can blog.
=)
this week and last week sucks.
not bcos of qy's bday,
but something unexpected happened.
that day after qy's bday celebration, happily we went home.
happily i slept,
but how unhappily i woke.
(flashback)
*me sleeping*
"zZzZ"
"zZzZzZZzZZz"
mum: "BOY AR!"
me: "......?"
mum: "4th uncle passed away liao!!"
tt came to me like a freaking sledgehammer in the face.
me: "......huh?"
i tot i was dreaming.
cos my 4th uncle suffered a heart attack a week ago.
but he was fine after that.
and he had tea with my parents in the hospital.
then suddenly kicked the bucket.
walau this world is fucking unfair.
so many ppl deserved to die.
y my uncle?
only 68 leh, a still-quite-early-to-pass-away age.
then i saw my relatives all crying when i went to the mortuary.
really broke my heart.
for the last week i've been to the sinming funeral parlour
at bishan there for the wake.
til the cremation.
everyday day i see my cousins, aunties, uncles, their frens,
coming to see my uncle for the last time.
like tear-jerker marathon.
so saddening.
it really took me some time to digest the fact that hes gone.
the feeling when u know hes gone.
but it seems so unreal,
cos its so sudden.
like a dreammm.
on a lighter note,
there were quite a few interesting things that happened.
i played mahjong.
and got ridiculed by my relatives.
for playing noob mahjong.
ehhh i own the computer leh.
only i dunno how to bu hua and stack the 18 tiles fast ma.
cos the computer does it for me.
i stack stack stack.
then i last one.
everyone looking at me.
*stack stack*
*phew, done*
*pushes it to the front*
BLING BLING BLANG BLANG.
wlaauauuaauuauauuuuuuuuuuu.
i cursed in 4 languages at that moment.
so PAISEH.
zzz.
game continues.
i xiao xiang gong thrice.
cos i kang never bu hua.
COS THE COMP DOES IT FOR ME.
i dai xiang gong.
lol dunno why.
maybe armpit come out one more tile.
my aunt uncle and cousin all scolding and mocking me in cantonese.
lol.
anyways.
please watch the video.
i love itttttttttt.
its by a group called derrick.
their webbie is
www.derrickcomedy.com.
in case u haven go watch... go!
its hilarious.
they make their own videos.
this vid is about a guy surgically attaching his arms to his back
in an attempt to live his B-boy stance of hip hop.
hes getting interviewed.
lol.
i loved how he struggled with his "mike crevice" for 2 hours.
and that jay-z thingy.
"name one hip hop legend that wears socks."
"erm.. jay-z."
"well, hes new school. im old school,
and one thing new school can learn from old school is....
erm... when you.. erm.."
*stumbles*
"i dun regret this. dun regret it."
voila good change of subject.
"name one rapper who doesnt smell bad."
"again, Jay-z."
"Jay-z Jay-z u just love Jay-z"
"y dont u marry Jay-z."
"and have a normal life."
"where u hug each other with ur arms that are free from ur back"
"....and scratch ur legs when they itched last night."
LOL.
bye.
Y Y Y
