Tuesday, December 26, 2006
christmas, is so boring these few years.
no more the times where i'll run around my aunt's house,
playing with my cousin and brothers.
no more happily bringing home lotsa presents during christmas eve,
with my parents telling me not to open them til tmr,
but i still did.
no more of tt after i was 13, after my grandmomma passed away.
cause my grandmomma's bday was on the 25th of Dec, Christmas Day.
so the family will go to my Gu Ma's house to celebrate the 2 occasions.
yep, i went back again to my gu ma's house on the 24th for christmas.
i was expecting a lot of people, like before, cos on my poppa's side he had 9 siblings.
Really lots of people, i have a cousin from my 5th uncle who is one yr older than me,
and nieces and nephews from the other grown up cousins.
there were easily thirty people or so?
however, this year, there were only 7 people, excluding my family.
no more christmas tree, no more lotsa christmas presents.
and my gu jeong is really sick.
couldnt get outta bed.
diabetes is really scary.
talked to him for a bit.
had a bit of dinner,
then gu ma took out a video tape.
it was taken in 1993, 13 years ago.
i was 4years old, my brothers 6 and 8, cousin 5.
then i saw me, playing with a toy tt looks kinda like a gun.
boy, was i cute then, though i said it myself.
no more those times.
shit.
everyone cherish your relatives while u can yea.
sucky christmas, sucky birthday too.
hope next year will be better.
nights all.
Y Y Y
Sunday, December 24, 2006
congratulations to myself.
i have effectively readjusted my bio-clock to equilibrium.
by staying awake for anywhere >12hrs (for me i use 14hours)
and since sleep is a definite constant at 12hrs,
introducing Le Gary's constant.
next time awake tomorrow = [y + x constant - H] - today's time awoke.
where y= time stayed awake >12hrs
and x = minimal of sleep time necessary for human function
where H = no.of hrs in a day
(in this instance where earth days are
approx 23hrs 56mins 4seconds in terms of sidereal days, or
a civil clock day where one day=86400 seconds,
regardless of the +1/-1 in the case of a leap second; in this formula either definitions can be applied)
in my case,
next time awoke = [14hrs + 12hrs - 24] + 3am
therefore time awoke or T is 5am.
therefore, if this formula is applied in simutaneous progression in a period of time,
lets say 2 more days.
T = [14hrs + 12hrs - 24] + 5am
T = 7am
T = [14hrs + 12hrs - 24] + 7am
T = 9am.
thats the time i woke today, thanks to Le Gary's Constant.
however, this formula has its loopholes.
i present:
Le Gary's Infinity
it is not advisable to keep Y, or no.of hrs awake to 24hrs.
why,
because,
for example:
T = [24hrs - 12hrs - 24] + 10am
T= 10pm
thus resulting in total mayhem of the user's bio-clock,
and the user will see day night day night in sucession.
eating breakfast dinner breakfast dinner breakfast dinner whenever he wakes.
to quote William Shakespeare in Twelfth Night.
"And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges."
how aptly described.
THIS, IS A REVENGE TOO, TO ALL MY NEXT GENERATION.
AND ALSO A WRATH OF ALL THE REPRESSION OF ANGER AND DISGUST
TOWARDS MY ANCESTORS.
who the hell invented the 4Ps?
who the hell coined the freaking word machiavellianism, why dun they just
say this guy is pragmatic, maintains emotion distance and justify ends.
who the hell created Linear Regression and Coorelation and Chi-Square and
Standard Errors and Hypothesis Testing????
i mean, they are easy topics, but why creating something tt seems quite redundant?
maybe its because i dun see its need yet, but even if i learn now,
i would have forgotten it after i graduated. i cant even remember Chi- square formula now.
and its not like our bosses would give us formula sheets like in the exams??
erm, would they?
u mean, they would????
nahhh u poor liarr.
fuwahha thus in all diablolic-ness i have created the LE GARY's CONSTANT!!
next time in the future this will be incorporated into
pre-university syllabuses and there will even be phD in this subject.
in the future business students will complain "who the hell invented
Le Gary's constant?? i dun need someone to teach me a freaking lame thing like
how long i'll sleep???"
i dun understand why i need to learn character development too.
or negotiation especially.
like i'll pick out whether i have LEGITIMATE POWER or PERSONAL POWER
when i negotiate.
to summarize this whole entry,
i woke up 9am today!!
weeeeeeeeee.
Y Y Y
Friday, December 22, 2006
i realised how useless and helpless and ultimately,
how really lifeless i am without electricity.
i was playing trickster online yesterday when the blackout came.
i was doing this really tedious quest, and i was nearly completing it.
*com black out*
and at that moment, for once, i spewed more vulgarities than Nigel
quest gone.
i went to check the mains,
and realised my home is supplied using the parts from A.B.B.
the company where i was an ex-contractor,
and my job consisted of sitting down, listening to zw's ipod nano,
writing poems, talking crap.
the best part is we were told to do so.
anyways, i checked all.
still dun have, means no electricity lo.
it was around 4pm then.
i was waiting for yu le bai fen bai to start leh.
wah piang, then no com no telly.
i really dunno what to do already.
thus i ate a tuna sandwich and read shin-chan comic on bed.
i have lived on sandwiches for the past 3days.
then i looked at the time.
4.30pm.
i tried the lights.
electricity still out.
so i reckoned no elect, so no yu le bai fen bai.
so i slept.
til 4am.
then later at 8am i watched zhao an ni hao.
then they say 4.40pm elect back on.
wa lao i should have stayed awake.
ok tt was really lame.
im whining like a dumb bitch.
byes.
Y Y Y
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
sorry for not blogging everyone.
cos im caught up with playing Trickster Online.
5days, level 50 = prolly most of the time awake during the night playing.
its quite fun, theres a feature that makes partying give 2.5exp.
fast lvling.
okok im lifeless.
its always liddat during the vacations.
im ALIVE, just that im awake during the night.
im not MISSING IN ACTION, just that my actions happen during the night.
im nocturnal by nature, and now its 5.53am.
just finished my ham and tomato sandwich, a corn cupcake and a cuppa coffee.
if u need to find me, DO NOT sms me.
i dun even know wheres my phone right now.
and i cant call it to find it cos its prolly outta batt.
i'll just wait for it to appear someday.
it always does.
or even u can find me in msn from 1am - 8am.
sometimes when i wake early i might be around from 11pm.
so good luck guys.
its rainy days~~
i love them.
and it rains so much during the night.
i dunno whether its raining during the day though.
the night is sooo cold... i love it!
and i suddenly have a thought right now.
i havent seen the sun for 3 or 4 days already.
SERIOUSLY.
and my fingernails have suddenly grown long.
scary.
cos time passes really fast during holidays.
i dun even know wat date it is already.
i thought im still at around 10 dec.
so quiet, so peaceful, so cooling.
so nice.
when mom forced me to sleep early at 12pm, i tried to sleep.
but of course i couldnt cos i just woke 2 hours ago.
and when i sleep, i dreamt of many different things cos i keep waking and sleeping.
i dreamt of myself being in a place which looks a lot like the sch foodcourt 5 level 2, the kfc and pizza hut place.
and i got chased by zombies.
no, its not because of playing trickster online, it is a really innocent game, a place with cute mushrooms, polar bears, bunnies, sheep, etc.
the dream went on really long.
and there were a lot of details, so much that i felt i was living the dream.
dream dunno when started... then the zombies chased us. (yes, there were quite alot of ppl being chased too)
then when we went into a hall, safe from the zombies.
someone got a picture of the zombie, and its features, and told everyone abt it.
and it is discovered that the zombie can morph into human, and there is a possibility that it is amongst the crowd.
then, i noticed a pretty girl, with some features on the face that looks like the zombie.
i stared at her and she turned and looked at me.
"u think im the zombie?" she said, followed with a evil smirk.
HOLY SHIT.
suddenly, another boy came to the person, who seemed to be the boss in the crowd, and told him, "i feel numb, i cant feel myself"
then another girl came and said the same thing.
shit, they are morphing into zombies cos they were bitten and infected by them.
everyone realised they werent safe.
everyone panicked.
everyone chionged out of the hall.
then i ran ran ran til i saw a window.
i wanted to jump out but too high.
then i kept running til i saw the lift.
my friend called me to go in.
but i didnt, and pulled him out.
i told him it wasnt safe, cos when the lift open no where to run in case the zombies ambushed us.
omg, i cant believe im still clever when im in dreams.
then, my fren and i found some stairs and we ran down.
suddenly, we heard a scream, shouting "HELP ME, DUN LEAVE ME!!!!"
apparently, a guy got caught by a zombie, and his frens pang seh him.
my fren and i realised that we cant go down, we were trapped.
then, i tried to take a look of the zombie to confirm who it was in human form.
and crap, the zombie was feasting on the guy halfway.
i saw it was a girl.
she started to turn....
nearly...
nearly...
and i woke up in sweat.
holy shit.
i realised im in the real world, no zombies.
8pm.
"......"
"no one at home."
*wakes and goes to play trickster online*
yep, tts my day today.
and earlier on, i said i couldnt sleep, so i thought of many things.
and thus i decided to list up the most stupid things i have done in my life.
[0years to 5 years old]
1. i was playing with my brothers and cousins at my aunt's hse and we were playing with tennis balls.
i threw it and missed.
it hit my aunt in the face.
my mom saw and told me to apologize to my aunt in a kinda jokingly manner.
but,
i cried.
hahah. im dumb.
2. around 4 yrs old, i rolled a lil piece of paper into a ball.
i threw it into my brother's ear.
it went inside. lol.
he cried.
my mom smacked me HARD.
3. whenever i did something wrong, and my mom chases me with a cane, i run into the toilet and act as if im bathing.
im so clever, even during my toddler years lol.
i turned on the shower head and left it running.
and i sat on the toilet seat.
LOL.
4. around 3 years old, the drama serials start at 3pm. my brother and i would ALWAYS wait anxiously for it to start. a few times, we turned the clock to 3pm, though it was 1 plus.
then we would pester our mom, saying "mummy mummy san dian liao!!" (mummy mummy 3 o'clock already!!)
5. around 5 years old, during the kindergarten maths test, there was a question where there were a small box, inside there were pictures of coins, 5 cents, 20 cents, etc.
then we must add the amount of the coins and write it down.
i looked at my best friend's answer.
i told him he was wrong and showed him my answer.
he changed his answer.
he got wrong, and the worst part is bcos of tt he didnt get full marks.
6. ard 5 years old, in kindergarten.
there were always viewing sessions where the teachers shows us video tapes of watever.
i volunteered to provide video for the next session.
i wanted everyone to watch the episode of ultraman i've recorded in the vcr.
and when the day comes, my teacher played it.
it turned out to be a hongkong movie of some sort, ppl saying canto.
i recorded the wrong channel.
heck, im grateful it wasnt porn.
tts about it when i was small.
i shall write down the rest of the stupid things i have done when i was older later.
bye.
Y Y Y
Thursday, December 07, 2006
greetings everyone.
quite some time since i've blogged.
got a bit time cos i didnt go school today,
cos im kinda plagued with a freaking cough and flu for 2 weeks or so.
and most importantly im too tired lol.
so tired that i rmbed,
my mom waked me up to spell "hamper".
but i spelt "hampaf".
lol seriously.
i went back to sleep but after 20 secs or so, i realised i spelt it wrong.
people who have just woken up are extremely vulnerable.
they only have the intelligence of a 3 year old kid.
so if u have any favours to ask from ppl, call them while they are sleeping.
and finally the week has passed.
so is crs presentation, ideas presentation, and the crs articles.
then again, no more SPH and wobao and LIT crap.
my first peaceful sleep on saturday for 3 months.
this weekend is so exciting.
Y Y Y
Monday, December 04, 2006
its 5.58am.
theres helluva tutorials tmr and yet im not asleep.
the reason?
sleep itself.
i slept too much.
cant blame me.
i slept too late the day bfore yesterday and thus i slept in but it wasnt enuff sleep, so i slept more yesterday, but i slept too much thus i cant sleep now.
slept at 4am on sat due to an overdose of rakion, in the process treating myself to an indulgence of computer games BECAUSE IM FREE FROM SPH.
woke at 1pm. i knew it wasnt enuff, cos i haven slept 12hrs.
but i didnt want to sleep too late, lest i cant sleep later.
human count not better than sky count.
let alone me, a number blind,
calculations are sure to be inaccurate.
thus, whilst reading shin chan comic, i felt drowsy and just slept with my glasses on.
slept at 5pm woke at 10pm.
shit.
tried to sleep at 3am after another indulgence of rakion.
while in the bed, i was flipping side to side like a prata. wat a comparison.
*flips over to right*
*ow my back hurts*
*flips to centre while hugging bolster*
*damn cant breathe*
*flips to left, releases possession of the bolster*
*hm.... falling asleep... yay... finally...*
*GROWLLLLLL~~~*
*damn im hungry*
*remembered i didnt eat dinner*
and so i woke.
watched COPS on ch5 whilst munching on ham sandwich...
so here i am.
blogging in the morning.
a whole entry on sleep.
hope tt doesnt make u sleepy.
haha ok ok i know tt wasnt funny.
hey, wat do u expect, im sleepy.
but i cant sleep cos i know if i do i will oversleep and skip econs.
at least i tried teee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
erm im going bonkers from the lack of sleep.
lol bonkers hadnt heard that word for a long time.
rmbed there used to be a cartoon called bonkers about a friggin pink rabbbittt teeee heeeeeeeee
oh not pink rabbit its like freaking dogmatic orange hyena with disorientated eyes and wearing a dirty blue police uniform which reeked of something tt stinkkkkkkk
hahahahaha im crazyyyy fnskajfnjsanpsa'gas;gnsagksnagnsla
haha someone slap me hard.
Y Y Y
Friday, December 01, 2006
NEW SONG!!!
FANTASISTA
by Dragon Ash
remembered during secondary 2, i saw this really nice mv of dragon ash on tv.
bcos of tt i spent 20 plus in their cd which has a cover tt looks like something made from microsoft powerpoint. nostalgic.
see i told u.
especially the colourful bird at the top left.
apart from the sucky cover,
the song is nice.
at least only this one.
listen to all of it if u dun think its too noisy,
and can take a jap guy rapping poor english.
the bridge part is good though.
"Just Rockin' me to sing more,"
"Woahhhhh~~~ OH!"
"Get ur hands up Wannabe!~~~"
"Woahhh~~~ OH!"
"Get ur hands up FanTAsTic!~~"
groovy.
presentation again.
this time crs.
our team:
DAN FEI BI JIAO HONG.
us dan fei-ed from our usual cliques to form DFBJH.
quite a good presentation anyways... once again threw back the qns back at them.
tmr, is a day to celebrate.
so is today.
lets start with today.
happy birthday and world aids day to lee zongwen.
tmr, is the last day of newspaper giving out.
no more LITs or the damn sun or waking-up-in-the-morning-when-i-should-sleep-til-afternoon-cos-i-had-such-a-stressful-week.
especially the LIT part.
afraid i might smack them with one whole bundle of wobaos if more of them give bird look.
one bundle = 100 wobaos.
watch out.
however, theres is also a sense of achievement.
nope, not bcos of the MEASLY salary by freaking SPH losers.
less than S$200 in 3 months.
its bcos ivan and i have given out so many wobaos.
one day = 17 bundles X 100
= 1700.
3 months X 4 weeks = 12 times.
12 X 1700 = 20400
20400 / 2 = 10200 papers each.
phew.
oops forgot to minus off the miscellaneous we have thrown or kept during e.g rainy days, frustrated days, or day during kelong.
e.g. misc = 400.
each = 10000 pieces.
wow still impressive.
5 digits.
lol.
nope didnt overstate the amount by comprising and understating the misc.
cos i practice the principle of prudence and conservatism.
and oso principle of disclosure.
erm watever.
i go watch Chu Lu at ch8 now lol.
Out Road.
Y Y Y
