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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
didnt blog yesterday cos i slept early. Yes. EARLY.

slept from 9pm to 12am.... 15 hours.

Hmm, recruit express yesterday offered a comfort taxi phone operator. Guess i'll be doing that. Call comfort, maybe we can chat for a bit.

ok. im back.

hehehehe tmr gonna go back to school. so fun. can see classmates again. nostalgic. hope can take photos to post up. Then will have BAO DIAN. jess la. zz.

im lazy. bye. huhuhuhuhu.
11:14 AM
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006
FUCKKKKK YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

oops, typed a vulgarity. too high liao. After trying to upload music for the whole day, I'll made it!
phew. while previewing... i praying to watever god i worship (which is none) for the song to play. It played! WOOHOO. seriously, my heart skipped a beat. lol. So dumb. i no life ma, so this little things make me happy. shiok. Yuna Ito's Endless Story, everyone. Enjoy. U dun like it, ur business. Turn off mute.




CAUSE U SUCK.



nuff' said.
1:24 AM
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Monday, August 28, 2006
hmm. woke at 4 plus today. damm. Im turning nocturnal again soon. Always liddat during the hols. Sleep in the morning, wake at night.


LUCKILY,


ivan the lim zhi yuan has helped me find a job agent. fwuahh. See got job anot. Tmr go interview. I so friendly, and kind, and so caring to little animals. Somemore captain. Confirm got good job for me. (Can be ignored)

Cham, if they ask me wat job i have done before... wat shld i say??? Sold children potties in bt panjang plaza?? <--- ( its TRUE ) omg. nvm. im thinking too much.


bai fen bai was cool today, showed mi xue wei qi. so nice. jello likes them. fuwhah. i think everybody likes them too. got kia kia classmate too. wu zai kia. dunno wth it is.

mi xue so pro in instruments. cello, piano, violin... blah blah. I only know how to play recorder. Can play 'lazy pony' and 'teddy bear' quite well. ZZZZZZZ. So stupid, imagine if u die and u realise u only know how to play recorder. then somemore go heaven can only play harp, maybe flute too. so boring. wtf. Sibeh sian i tell u. must learn an instrument before i die.

chatted with jason chan for a bit.

"haha last time i walking home i saw him get out of that fcuking small car of his"
"then he wave at me i bo bian wave back"

LOL.

almost forgot gobby and his small car. his pathetic proton wira. He so big, car so small. Car drive him better. Pity the car. My mates once joked tt he didnt nid an airbag, and the steering wheel scraps his belly. FUWHAH. Jason still can crap. haha. everyones still the same. Cool.



P.S Eh qingyan, tag the muah chee joke leh. I forgot liao lol.
7:52 PM
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im a noob in blogging.
Somehow, i found my way through. By referring to an extremely useful webbie.
No, not wikipedia.
Its....... NEOPETS!
its html guide super good. =)

fun day, went clementi play pool with fat tin and yongquan.
Tin is still........ round. maybe rounder than before.
Cool, everyone is still the same. Wonder whether shld go back bpghs to see my teachers. Although i dun quite like some of them. Imagine...... OSGODBY the 400 pound british terror. and his infamous threat. "Gary, if i see u sleeping again, i'll make u sleep permanently."


Holy Crap.


I still have nightmares of him.
Still have to thank him for improving my english and lit though.
wats the use, im in banking. Bankers earn $7000 monthly. According to statistics, thats only the average. FUwhahahah, im rich. Going to drive an Aston Martin to pick my daughter up in school. Gonna call her Ayu. Ayu Wong. <---- (can be ignored) I am never going to eat in a hawker centre again after im 25. FUWHAHA.

if u happen to see me there, its probably not me.
So nostalgic. So nice~~ Osgodby scolds me when i use 'nice' in my compos. He wont read this. Nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice. Hhahaha, wat can u do fat kid. I can outrun u easily. haha joking only. Omg, cant believe im so rude. Must be the muah chee i ate while blogging. muah chee makes u high. Maybe muah chee releases endorphins. Teeheehee Teeheehee. There i go again.


I AM PAUL EDWARD OSGODBY. HEAR ME ROAR.
meow.



......?
1:23 AM
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Sunday, August 27, 2006
Nice Weather.

Thats the reason why i wanted to start a blog. Many thanks to Jessica the white thingy for helping me think of such a creative blog name. Yes, my secondary school friends. My poly friends think im gay too. Just like u all did. Never mind, i got used to it. =) im such a nice person with a large temper threshold. I have no life, so my blog will be boring. Hope u dun get bored and go play solitaire or smth.


today is a boring day. Slept til 4pm. shiok. played 02. ate kfc. played more 02.


Told u i no life liao dun believe.

....Serves u right. See, u have just wasted maybe 5 mins of ur life reading the above crap.

Wait, u have also wasted an additional 30 secs on the last sentence.

And another 10 secs on the last.

And another 5secs on the last.

And anotehr............. the list goes on and on.

Sounds like binomial expansion.

Im good, i can link my lifeless life with a.maths.

All hail the King (not queen) of lifeless blogs.

12:52 AM
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The Ex-Captain
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Gary Wong
18 May 1989
Si ling pri
Bpghs
Sp_banking&finance
Ex-DragonBoat Captain
Ex-Potty Seller
Ex-Contractor
Ex-Distribution Assistant of "MyPaper"


Nocturnal by nature
Left ankle sprained
Right ankle fractured
12 hour sleep necessary
A good boy
NOT autistic
NOT gay
Is VERY VERY Camera Shy (new)
Is VERY VERY friendly
makes it a point to take flyers
creator of Le Gary's Constant
where T=[y -x constant -24] - time awoke


Song Playing
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"Life"
By YUI Album "Life"



another great song by YUI!
this is one of my favourite songs.
i feel happy after listening this song.
im a nerd.
im three years old.

|Likes| =)
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Tranquility
Brinjal/Eggplant, watever u call it
Rainy Days
Vegetables
Ayumi
Zhuo Wen Xuan
Fascinating Things
Drawing/doodling
LECTURES!
SCHOOL!
TUTORIALS
sleep.
comics
Yu Le Bai fen Bai
Dan fei bi jiao hong
play guitar
write new year song
Girls with beautiful eyes and good skin. Courteous, considerate and takes flyers/newspapers (ESPECIALLY WOBAO)


|Dislikes| =(
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I HATE:
Sunny Days
Lians-in-Training
Bengs-In-Training
Rude People
People who dun take wobao and flyers,
especially those who completely ignore people giving out flyers


|Wants| =O
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NEW HANDPHONE OMG
A high-paying job in the future
Daughter named Ayu Huang Bing Bing
Son named Hobbes Huang Lao Hu
Son or a Daughter named Nata De CoCo Huang Li
'A's for all modules
Learn Japanese
(still toking bout tis dream since p6)

|My Small Little Social Circle|
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  • Jess
  • Jello
  • QingYan
  • ColouR
  • Nigel
  • XueTing
  • Steffani
  • Auntie Kamae
  • Mei Li
  • Jacelyn
    |Past Crap|
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    |Forced to Link| :S
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    picture rovenka
    brushes x x
    texture x
    skin slayerette
    Shout out
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