hooray im not nocturnal.
i woke at 2.30pm.
(lol i typed am at first and posted but changed it
cos its so common for me to type am instead of pm.)
(ok forget it)
big deal for u all, but its a great deal for me.
it means getting to eat brunch and dinner,
instead of supper and breakfast.
it means getting to see the sun once again and smile to it.
only to blind my eyes and my brother scolding me a retard.
it means getting to see my family living instead of sleeping.
it means seeing people in msn,
instead of only myself (yes i added myself so wat),
and Gary2. (yes i created another Gary2 to chat with myself, so wat)
it means strumming my guitar hard and loud to win that %$#% drummer upstairs,
instead of strumming softly but still waking my brother up,
and getting bombarded by the torrential spewing of vulgarities in 3 languages.
it means the hamsters are noisy,
instead of being very noisy.
(yes i just wanna say that they're freaking noisy)
yes... appreciate the finer things in life.
yes i did a pun.
im clever.
im so bored.
i need a job.
i can only play the guitar.
i wan to write a new year song.
yippee.
yay, statistics over.
yea, i know this warcry came 2 days late.
i only just woke.
7pm.
oh no.
going nocturnal again.
this time it took only one night of dota-chionging to morph.
arghhh.
sleep longer = more dreams.
and i dunno why i can remember them all.
maybe its bcos i slept in the morning, when the brain shld be more active.
these dreams can oso be listed into my stupid things done:
this happened some time ago.
i dreamt of MAKING ROADS.
y'all know, laying ashpalt and road tar.
then me trying to flatten everything, smoothen out edges.
using not a steamroller,
but something like a broom.
smth that looks like the wipers cleaners use.
and i dreamt of travelling to japan.
on A TRAIN.
yes, from singapore.
best part is,
i went japan to eat singapore tze char.
irony~~
and i lost my luggage haha.
then i called the station.
and they tell me not to use singlish (?)
and i tried to use perfect english lol,
but i couldnt.
today,
i dreamt of my family migrating to Europe.
cos i studying there.
must be me thinking of going to Finland for the Gems.. lol.
but the school there has everyone in SP.
lol retarded.
and i dreamt of HAN LIH LIH.
she explaining something about choosing ur gems.
but the gems are all leisurely.
like guitar, instrumental music,
dreams just doesnt make sense.
and i went back to my europe home.
then i cook pasta for myself.
then on top i make something like a cake. (?)
cake on pasta.. and fried egg.
eww.
i oso went to play Super Puzzle Fighter at a LAN SHOP.
waste of money.
i chose felicia.
and i was winning.
til i fought with Dan.
he did me a 7315 combo.
ya.. max is only 99.
stupid me.
nothing much to do nowadays.
i need a job anyone~~??
play with my hamsters.
yes yes i have a COMPASSIONATE heart.
and my first few entries i said im CARING TO LITTLE ANIMALS.
see i wasnt lying.
my hamsters are interesting.
one grey one, one darker one.
for convenience lets call them Hamster A and Hamster B respectively.
Hamster A, is dumb.
Hamster B, is clever.
i adjusted their lil treadmill thingys higher.
then i put food inside, in a way they cant reach.
test victim 1: Hamster A
he couldnt reach with his small tiny one joint arms.
sad.
he tried for 10mins.
and gave up.
i scolded him.
Test Victim: Hamster B
he analyzed the situation.
went to the treadmill,
put his weight on it and the whole thing jerked down.
Voila, he went for his nut. (no pun intended,
even if pun intended, it wouldnt work,
cos its a female.)
okok i didnt know y i typed he.
instead of she but nvm.
the main point he got it in less than 10 secs!
omggg im going to teach it A.maths.
and maybe my year 2 syllabus then it can do my tutorial.
Morale of the story: the darker u are, the more clever u wld be.
nope, not a racist comment.
cos racist comments are negative yo dumbasses.
no wonder some of my frens of the fairer complexion are quite air-headed.
byes.
