Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Phew.. eventful week.
especially our ideas project.
kudos to my team members.
teamwork was essential and fortunately we managed to create a presentation tt impressed george teo within a week.
really gotta hand it to them.
especially Roy, with the flash and his heliodisplay research and ppt editing.
a valuable team member indeed.
our product was a pair of glasses that could take photos without the user knowing, by detecting gamma brain waves emitted from the user during peaks of emotion, and detecting pulse rate via the user's temporal pulse. no lenses, instead light replaces the lenses. using a technology called heliodisplay, a interactive screen made of water, ultrasonic waves, and transformation of the surrounding air is created. thus the user can scroll through pictures or video he has "taken" using their fingertips to manipulate the screen, using optical lasers to map the user's finger movements. also, the glasses can be collapsed into a size of a thumbdrive, eliminating those squarish spectacle boxes, and leaving opticians grumbling without business.
u get the idea. (no pun intended)
apparently George teo was so impressed with the flash and ppt he wanted it from us to show to his classes.
wow, flattered.
however, there were still plenty of room for improvements!
CA4 here we come!
luckily, i had enough sleep that day cos i skipped gems and itab, waking at 12pm. lol.
Our Qns and Ans part of the ppt really proved a challenge.
Lucky with the sleep we could answer qns, and throw it back to their faces.
especially the guy from 1b/01.
sorry i dunno ur name.
question comes:
"wat is ur product made of?
*oh shit, i havent thought about that.*
(where double * means my thoughts, lol. ok i know its childish.)
me: lightweight titanium.
*guanyinma, i know i have disappointed u but help me*
boy from 01: "then wouldnt it start off the alarms when pass by the sensors in shops?"
*hah, u're dead. i can answer that one.*
me: "hah, sensors start off because of magnetism, not because of titanium"
boy: *gives a rolled eyes look as if im crapping my way through, like saying "watever uu say"*
its ok, i can understand how it feels to say smth and get rebutted instantly, and not being able to rebutt back cos of the lack of general knowledge. i mean, i've learnt to keep my mouth shut when im not confident abt smth. believe me i learnt it the hard way.
however i do admire his courage in asking the unknown, (unknown at least to him) and asking questions like dear ol' Thomas Edison, shows that he is a inquisitive person, and learns as long as he lives. its either that or the incentive of 1 participation mark per qns is too tempting to resist for him. congrats on the 2marks u got anyway.
huh, me? guailan? nah. i dun like sarcasm.. its bad. though i like it a bit cos theres an element of humour in most examples. talk to jess for a while and u will get my point.
erm in case the guy read my blog and felt like rebutting after a week's stressful research on sensors, dear good ol' wikipedia provided the answer:
erm those who prefer a light-hearted read can skip the below:
phew.
luckily i went to causeway point on last friday with ivan jess and qy.
why, u ask?
cos when we went to comics connection, i passed through the sensor it kept beeping. stupid ppl inside gave a look as if im a thief. fuck them, like their comics are so valuable i have to flip the pages using antiseptic sterilized tweezers to prevent my THIEF fingers from dirtying it.
i shall boycott causeway pt's comic connection.
we went to courts.
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
....wtf?
*puts a foot to test*
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
.............................
a nice malay salesman came and said "its ok its just something in ur bag with magnetism tt started off the alarm."
tts wat i call good service.
though they didnt give me a warranty for my discman a few years ago.
nvm did i know this incident will save my ass in ideas q&a.
guanyinma favours me that day.
other qns include:
girl from 01: isnt it very embarassing when u scroll ur pics in public, doesnt tt mean no privacy?"
*heh, good try but i thought of tt in the journey to school.*
me: eh, things arent embarrasing anymore when a lot of ppl do it. for example, in the past women dress a lot and revealing as much as a shoulder meant embarassment and resentment. but now so many girls wear revealing outfits, it has become common."
though i admit the example was really impromptu and my lips were shaking a little when i said tt.
however, i realised that trend and embarassment is indeed inversely related.
up in trend meant less embarassment and vice versa.
and embarassment is perceived... <------- said by ivan.
good point.
depends on how thick skinned one is.
next,
qns from zongwen.
lol.
Zw: wats ur battery source? (he subsquently asked the same qn for the remaining 2 teams, conveniently earning 3 marks on the way)
me: batteries are old fashioned, we use solar energy.
i have to really admit it was crap all the way.
overall george teo said our product was very very good.. phew our team's late night chionging and msn discussions have paid off.
once again good job everyone!
anyways, the hype amongst us is the book "why do men fall asleep after sex?"
its so interesting i borrowed it and i read it on the mrt, amidst stares from horny uncles who assume any title with the word "sex" meant erotic pictures, guys on girls, girls on guys, guys on guys, girls on girls, (watever, the list goes on, even intruding the animal kingdom)
its just a simple book that gives u really interesting fun facts about practically everything.
heres a few examples:
THE FAMOUS AMONGST US
can men lactate? (those with limited vocab it simply means do men eject breast milk)
horrifically, the answer is a yes.
those guys who love to drink milk, heres another means of getting other than buying it from the market or sucking on cow udders.
"it is possible to induce lactation through constant massage and stimulation of the nipple over a long period of time but that sounds like a lot of work."
"extreme starvation disrupts the equilibrium of hormone production, making men lactate. (this has been observed in prisoners of war)
"Male lactation is also caused by the hormonal treatments used in men who are suffering from prostate cancer."
"male fruit bats are the only mammals that produces milk."
"So if u are a male fruit bat with prostate cancer who likes to massage his own nipples, and you happen to be a prisoner of war--- let the nursing being."
grosss.
this book is full of sarcasm. nice lil book. the first book was "why do men have nipples?"
alright this entry is so freaking long i've outdone myself.
make sure u put effort in reading it, cos i did in writing. =(
and its possible to die with an erection if u lie face down.
cos blood flows downwards due to gravity (hypostasis). with accumulation of lactic acid ur muscle with gradually stiffen. you will bcome bloated by production of gases caused by breakdown of tissue.
so guys be aware which side ur family puts u in ur coffin; lest u break open the coffin lid with ur back.
just a random thought. =)
Y Y Y
Sunday, November 26, 2006
oh u are my Lih Lih,
my only Lih Lih,
u make me happy, <====( oooo, rhyme :D)
cause im not gay.
U never know dear,
how much i miss u,
i wish the weekend just passes away.
nice little song, to kick off the entry for a nice little day.
lih lih only commented tt my hair looked like a broom!
didnt know whether tts a pass or not.
anywaysssssss.
paper giving, was a chore.
the weather is freaking erratic,
like a girl or a sissy guy.
hot, cool, hot, cool, hot, cool.
and we found out one thing.
clouds actually disappear all of a sudden!!!!
quick check in wikipedia tells me that water vapour constantly re-evaporate as they fall into the warmer air beneath the cloud.
i dun like L.I.Ts or Lians In Training. they think they are some kind of big shot who doesnt need to read newspapers cos they are so well versed in vulgarities and hokkien, like hokkien is the mostly used language in the world.
They think that the world revolves around bitching, slapping, stealing boyfrens, their stupid boyfrens themselves, with the both of their brains adding up to a mass lesser than a pea. never ever offer a paper to a LIT. cos ure wasting ur time. they nv read newspapers. not only tt, when u offer them one, they will probably give u a rolled eyes look which prolly means "omg im chio dun gimme a newspaper cos im chio, u shouldnt give me one cos newspapers are stupid and ugly like u. and my eyeliner rocks".
godammit gettt aaaa lifeeeeeeeee.
why wouldnt u think of ur future, ur parents, and ur teachers who try so hard to teach u well?
why did u smoke?
why did u mix with bad company?
do u want to live the next phase of ur life poor, living in an ulu place, with ur used-to-be handsome-but-dumb-smoker-boyfren? wearing 3 for $10 clothes?
if ur answer to all of the above is yes,
.................go read a good book and spend ur time doing homework.
some girls are really nice. they take a paper from u and will smile sweetly and say thanks.
come on, girls, manners makes the girl.
helpful and courteous girls are a plus.
when will singapore bcome a civilised country?
apparently it is not up to the standard.
ppl who sit in trains suck.
u shld sit in a train if ur sleepy or ur sick or ur pregnant or elderly or smth.
yet everyone morning i see 90% of the ppl sitting are middle-aged ppl staring into blank air, day dreaming. doesnt make much difference if u stand or sit if u wan to day dream, cos when day dreaming u forget u exist anyway, let alone feel the ache in ur feet.
and when will everyone smile?
say thank you?
hold the door for a stranger?
singapore sucks.
i wan to go Japan. :D
nice japanese girl with manners.
i'll just leave the lians to the bengs and let them die out soon.
Y Y Y
Thursday, November 23, 2006
AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
i tot i would be free from all restraints in poly.
free as a cute little bird.
however, im busy busy busy like a cute little bumblebee.
and i have to cut my hair.
cos i got caught together with ivan, nigel, and ben for EXCESSIVELY LONG HAIR.
fcuk u!
im angry!
its not fair!
but i still go cut.
cos im a humster.
a cute cute little cuddly-wuddly humster.
stupid school.
went to cut my hair but my usual hair cutting place with the malaysian accent young girl is closed. at 8pm.
like a freaking idiot i took bus 903 back to causeway pt, where i just came from.
to EC house. to cut hair.
*snip snip snip snip*
TADAH!
now i look like a retard with a fringe like ROCK LEE.
ROCK LEE
i think the guy very dulan with me... cos i go cut hair with my hair all styled with wax, macham cut cement like that... my hair always gets stuck with his scissors. no choice, i cant go home wash hair then come out cos its so late.
nvm, all this for Han Lih Lih!
shes gonna check my hair tmr.
"Lih Lih~~~ my dear cuddly wuddy smoochie poochie Lih Lih~~ my hair can or not~~ cannot ar~~~ aiyo~~ can la~~ i always do ur tutorial leh Lih Lih~~
see, i know if go cut hair is debit hair, credit cash at bank~~ huh, not enough ar~~ nvm lo~~ i go home make one profit & loss account ok~~ i call it
"Love & Dislike account"
"Han Lih Lih as at forever and ever 2xxx"
all love~~ net love veery high~~ cos no dislike! this account goes on forever~~
i oso make balance sheet ok~? record my CURRENT LOVE/FIXED LOVE/INTANGIBLE LOVE for u~~ wont have current liability~~ HIGH OWNER's EQUITY COS U OWN ME~~
= high net love! tee hee!
readers pls do not try this at home i had 5 buckets beside me, 4 full of puke and one 3/4 full.
oso i had my mom patting my back as i puke and type along.
anyways, thats for nigel cos he asked me to type a script for him.
ok anyways im suffering from extreme dehydration after all that puking, so i wouldnt blog tt often.
lol gary wong you're good with excuses.
*pats my own back but fails cos i cant reach*
....dammit.
Y Y Y
Monday, November 20, 2006
end of mid-session test, hooray.
start of a new school day, boo.
even though theres study break and test week, there isnt much time to rest.
sucks.
i screwed my econs too.
got a B.
yucks.
I suck i suck i suck i suck i suck i suck i suck i suck i suck i suck i suck i suck i suck i suck i suck.
yay.
mugging is no good.
study like crap, but kinda fumbled.
boohoo. plenty of work too around the corner.
stupid crs presentation, stupid reading program shitty, stupid tutorials, stupid itab, stupid early morning wake ups.
must be the new time table. i deprived of sleep.
bought a new dumbdrive. gotta put gameboy advance emulator in it and play harvest moon during itab. i shall woo the nurse, cause she is the cutest in the game. the daughter of the chicken farm looks too kiddy. watever. u guys dunno wat im talking abt anyway. lemme indulge in my autistic potential paedophile acts.
seems to be a calvin and hobbes craze now. though i admit i used to call it calvin and HOBBIES when i was small, but hey, im sure u all did too. anyway its not a bad thing, proves tt i READ at a young age, let it be comics or time magazine.
"you look so ugly that ur mom covers a bag over your head to kiss u goodnight."
u laughing?
qy laughed for half the mob lesson cause of that comment in the comic.
if u were, u are as strange as her. :(
sad.
happy birthday to her.
Y Y Y
Thursday, November 02, 2006
hmm.
actually i dunno why i blogged.
oso dunno wat i shld blog abt.
just felt that i am responsible to.
cos when i go to other ppl blog i wish it was updated so i can relax and read something nice.
then same old thing.
sian.
thus i think i shld blog so as not to disappoint u all!
tra~la~la~~
dum dee dee dum~~
haiyo. dunno wat to blog abt.
ok lets start off with school.
im gonna mug for the next 10 days or so.
SP has a new building called moberly!
its tt kind of place.. u know.. tt kind... where u pay money.. and have lots of fun, and ppl having a lot of fun and making lots of noise.
u dun wan to pay oso can... stay there watch lo.
im talking abt the LAN shops in there! tee hee. i think $1/hr? got razer mouse.. in case u dunno wat razer is.. its the kind of super mouse with 4 or 5 buttons.. 1600 dunno wat sensitivity. simply just a few times more sensitive than the normal mouse. costs $60 and every com in the lan shop has one.
big deal.
its not bcos of the fact tt im rich, its bcos theres only 20 coms. =.="
oso got massage chairs. $1/15mins. and oso got plasma tv and dvds to borrow and watch.. basically its there for students to relax and see prettygirls/handsomeguys. oso got karaoke and jam rooms. one guy singing jay chou's tui hou i think.. the new song. at the chorus highest note tt time he didnt sing.. cannot go up lol. a grp of us trying to hear him sing in the room hiak hiak.
jam room $10/hr... tmr we goin there to study!
going to mug@moberly. a place where can MUG. zz. sounds as if everybody who goes there is a nerd. and they call their toilets relief@ moberly. waaaaa high class.
see la... u ngee ann ppl. tell u all come sp dun wan... now go there everyday only study study rite... like baxter and jolene... chiong chiong mass comm til am.. cham. heng i nv go ngee ann. part of me still wan to go. but nvm im fine in sp.
i love lectures, esp mlt 8. cos the air-con is just right. cold but not til u get goose pimples.
cold zhong dai warm, warm zhong dai dian cold.
oso, it was the first place where dbf 02 gathered.
i rmb sitting on the carpet steps at the back of the hall. then zw bside me.
"hi, im zong wen."
*taken aback cos he looks like secret society member*
"gary."
*silence*
*more silence*
"where u from?"
"kentridge"
"u?"
"bt panjang"
"oo."
*SILENCE*
normally i would have crapped on... but tehn i just recovered from fever so i talk less. and creating the impression im autistic.
not to forget ppl think im gay hahahahahahahaah.
so fun.
wa this entry too long liao. can end alrdy.
hope u enjoyed.
Y Y Y
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
6:57 PM
Y Y Y
