congratulations to myself.
i have effectively readjusted my bio-clock to equilibrium.
by staying awake for anywhere >12hrs (for me i use 14hours)
and since sleep is a definite constant at 12hrs,
introducing Le Gary's constant.
next time awake tomorrow = [y + x constant - H] - today's time awoke.
where y= time stayed awake >12hrs
and x = minimal of sleep time necessary for human function
where H = no.of hrs in a day
(in this instance where earth days are
approx 23hrs 56mins 4seconds in terms of sidereal days, or
a civil clock day where one day=86400 seconds,
regardless of the +1/-1 in the case of a leap second; in this formula either definitions can be applied)
in my case,
next time awoke = [14hrs + 12hrs - 24] + 3am
therefore time awoke or T is 5am.
therefore, if this formula is applied in simutaneous progression in a period of time,
lets say 2 more days.
T = [14hrs + 12hrs - 24] + 5am
T = 7am
T = [14hrs + 12hrs - 24] + 7am
T = 9am.
thats the time i woke today, thanks to Le Gary's Constant.
however, this formula has its loopholes.
i present:
Le Gary's Infinity
it is not advisable to keep Y, or no.of hrs awake to 24hrs.
why,
because,
for example:
T = [24hrs - 12hrs - 24] + 10am
T= 10pm
thus resulting in total mayhem of the user's bio-clock,
and the user will see day night day night in sucession.
eating breakfast dinner breakfast dinner breakfast dinner whenever he wakes.
to quote William Shakespeare in Twelfth Night.
"And thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges."
how aptly described.
THIS, IS A REVENGE TOO, TO ALL MY NEXT GENERATION.
AND ALSO A WRATH OF ALL THE REPRESSION OF ANGER AND DISGUST
TOWARDS MY ANCESTORS.
who the hell invented the 4Ps?
who the hell coined the freaking word machiavellianism, why dun they just
say this guy is pragmatic, maintains emotion distance and justify ends.
who the hell created Linear Regression and Coorelation and Chi-Square and
Standard Errors and Hypothesis Testing????
i mean, they are easy topics, but why creating something tt seems quite redundant?
maybe its because i dun see its need yet, but even if i learn now,
i would have forgotten it after i graduated. i cant even remember Chi- square formula now.
and its not like our bosses would give us formula sheets like in the exams??
erm, would they?
u mean, they would????
nahhh u poor liarr.
fuwahha thus in all diablolic-ness i have created the LE GARY's CONSTANT!!
next time in the future this will be incorporated into
pre-university syllabuses and there will even be phD in this subject.
in the future business students will complain "who the hell invented
Le Gary's constant?? i dun need someone to teach me a freaking lame thing like
how long i'll sleep???"
i dun understand why i need to learn character development too.
or negotiation especially.
like i'll pick out whether i have LEGITIMATE POWER or PERSONAL POWER
when i negotiate.
to summarize this whole entry,
i woke up 9am today!!
weeeeeeeeee.
