TORI Q!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE U!!!!!!!!!!
SOMEONE STOLE MY TORI Q SET A!!!!!
the extraordinary story goes like that:
one day, while on the train to bugis with ivan, i suddenly felt very hungry at orchard.
"eh, later wan to eat tori q." i said.
"wa, siao ar! my family assets worth only X amt." went ivan, agitated.
at bugis:
i happily walked to tori q at basement, expecting set A, which comprises of rice, 2 chicken sticks, one chicken balls (nope, not wat u perverts think) and one dunno wat stick. i think its green pepper chicken?
nvm, i happily expected to change to 2 SUCCELENT TONTORO PORK, 1 JUICY CHICKEN, and 1 CRISPY WHILE TENDER CHICKEN SKIN.
in the end tontoro haven cook :( so i went for 3 chicken and one chicken skin!!!
ivan couldnt take the teriyaki temptation and bought one set A too.
after changing: $4.20!
ooooo absolute bliss.
as we sat on dunno wat thing outside topman, we started to eat.
i ate 2 pieces of chicken skin and one piece of chicken and a bitty of rice.
ivan the super fast eater claimed he downed $2 worth of the set then.
after 3 mins of eating,
OOO! fucking stupid newspaper come alrdy! must go pick them up on the road.
we closed our sets, placed it nicely on the seat, and went get the papers.
phew, boring entry so far.
HOWEVER, THE EXTRAORDINARY HAPPENED.
as i was arranging the papers nicely, i discovered,
OUR TORI-Q SET A DISAPPEAREDDDD!!!!!!!!!! ARHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
u are my sun, my moon, my cloud.
my star, my shirt, my underwear, my everything.
*leann rimes comes in*
how do i.... live without u.... x2
how do i ever.... ever survive......
how do i, how do i, how do i live.....
i dedicate this poem cum song to my missing tori q.
IN ONLY THE SPAN OF 2 MINS, MY 10% EATEN TORI Q SET A DISAPPEAREDDDD!!!
the jiao bin not there ANYMOREEE.
really got bird face on the box. i just realised.
see the bird face tt looks like a kindergarten piece of art work?
IT DISAPPEAREDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
nope, the cleaner couldnt have thrown it away. cos we know him quite well. then we checked in his "car". dont have leh!!!
wa i super dulan!
who steal my tori q when i needed it most??
i so hungry i went to 7-e to buy mash potato, on the journey looking out for ppl carrying tori q plastic bags.
TORI Q, WHERE AREE UUUUUU!!!!
nvm, after 3 LONG STUPID HOURS of work, i bought another set A, WITH TONTORO!!!
i dun care, i must eat tori q today. i spent $8.60 on a tori q set.
curse that the tori q thief eat my tori q chicken and get diarrhoea and shitty everythingy outty.
STICK INCLUDED.
YES ALL 4 OF THEM,
SHARP END DOWN
FIRST.
phew. next time eat tori q please be every careful.
imma go bugis put missing notice for my tori q.
